Friday, February 29, 2008
COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over - - - - -
women like that are hard to find.'
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." ~Oscar Wilde
"Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal." ~William Shakespeare
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." ~Arnold Haultain
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally of dealing with men." ~Joseph Conrad
"I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm." ~Ogden Nash