COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over - - - - -
women like that are hard to find.'
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"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." ~Oscar Wilde
"Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal." ~William Shakespeare
"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." ~Arnold Haultain
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally of dealing with men." ~Joseph Conrad
"I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm." ~Ogden Nash
5 comments:
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is: "What does a woman want?"
-Sigmund Freud
Thanks for the chuckle this afternoon. It actually made me laugh aloud. That's a good one and the quotes are wonderful as always!
Hugs and blessings,
Hi HM,
...that's an easy question to answer....we want whatever we feel like wanting at the moment!!! ;) :DDDDDD
Hi Storyteller,
your welcome! :)
This is so funny
And I liked your answer to HM
I thought all males would know the answer to that one already lol
HM, that is the problem, they (females) would need to talk about their needs and try and decide which one they want the most. By the time they get around to telling us what they want we have already passed out from boredom and confusion.
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